Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

2.08.2007

Cartoons at The Ryskind Sketchbook

On target political cartoons with excellent commentary. Check out his "favorites," funny!
NOAA and NASA Want Antarctica To Melt

You don’t hear much about the ozone hole any more. Has it gone away? Nope. NOAA and NASA say in 2006 it was bigger and deeper than ever.
But wait, you say, we implemented the Montreal Protocols in 1989, eliminating ozone depleting CFCs. Kofi Annan called the Protocol, “Perhaps the most successful international agreement to date.” CFC concentrations have been falling since 1995. How can the ozone hole be worse?
It’s not worse, says NOAA, it’s better. It’s just that you can’t see how great the Protocol is working because colder than average temperatures in the Antarctic mask the benefit. Cold weather “result[s] in larger and deeper ozone holes, while warmer weather leads to smaller ones.”
Colder in Antarctica? Al Gore told me it was melting! Al Gore told me there was consensus. Consensus!
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2.04.2007

Warriors Doing The Beach Boys

Cute as can be -- looks warm in Kosovo...

OUR USA BOYS!

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12.23.2006

Welcome To My Blogroll!


I'm welcoming a blog to my roll, called "And you thought YOU were cranky?" and recommending all to take a look. She had this pic, with comment, and of course, I fell over.
At a press conference this morning, a renowned 'beltway insider' confirmed that an archeological team from the National Geographic Society digging in Washington DC have unearthed the 17,000 year old bones and fossilized remains of what scientists now believe to be the very first politician.
As of this moment, her first article is an amusing story about her two cats, the next is a scorching demand for an end to the Nifong nonsense in the Duke Lacrosse rape case. My kinda writin'.

12.17.2006

Welcome To My Blogroll!!


The Nose On Your Face is a welcome and comfortable conservative area to hang out. Priceless satire and parody.
“The soccer mom is the most dangerous cultural trend in the United States since crack cocaine,” said Audrey Theisen, Senior Researcher at the Center for Marketing Research. “We’ve discovered that, underneath that pleasant smile and Banana Republic wardrobe, is a drug-addled, ladder-climbing narcissist.”
TNOYF: "Cynthia, thanks for agreeing to talk to us. Last time we spoke, you were training at a local McDonalds. Why the switch to Burger King?"

McKinney: "I'll tell you why. Cause Ronald McDonalds is a racist f%$#ing clown, that's why. I had a little situation with a customer, and they were all over me, assuming that I was wrong. The black woman is always wrong. Then, when I tried to bring a little excitement to the place, they shut me down. So I came here--Scuse me. DO YOU WANT SOME $#%!ING FRIES WITH THAT, OR DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'RE FAT ENOUGH?"