How Are The Democrat(ic)s Going To Get Out Of This?

The problem for Democratic leaders is that they know darn good and well that the terror war in Iraq is a very serious matter, and that their large, vocal, but hysterically paranoid grassroots has no clue.

On her first visit in a decade to the state that helps kick off the 2008 White House race, Clinton told voters in New Hampshire that Iraq was a challenge
because of "the arrogance and incompetence of our administration in Washington."

That's one way to put it!! Another, more truthful way to put it would be' "shut up you pipsqueaks!! The Islamic fanatics are causing the deaths in Iraq and we're the ones trying to bring justice and prosperity to a region of the planet that desperately craves the benefits of democracy for their children!" Do I think any candidate will put it like that? Duh. I would, and I'd get, if anything, a kick in the head for it.
More inspiring, but also weightless, is Barack, who announced his run for the White House today. The theme he chose, (chosen?) was strange, given the violent days in which we live.

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. - Barack Obama (news, bio, voting record) announced his bid for president Saturday, a black man evoking Abraham Lincoln's ability to unite a nation (that line has sooo many problems! Has this journalist been told that Lincoln was a Republican?) and a Democrat portraying himself as a fresh face capable of leading a new generation...
...
He tied his announcement to the legacy of Lincoln, announcing from the building where the future 16th president served in the state Legislature.
"We can build a more hopeful America. And that is why, in the shadow of the Old State Capitol, where Lincoln once called on a house divided to stand together, (kinda' like telling Jack Bauer to "relax!") where common hopes and common dreams still live, I stand before you today to announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America," Obama said. His voice rose to a shout as he spoke over the cheers from thousands who braved temperatures in the teens.

I like Mr. Obama, he reminds me of Bobby Kennedy. His politics won't impress me, and I think he may regret running so early in his career, but I've been wrong before, twice, I think...
Edwards has a lot of support, including my Iowa gramma, but my stand is closer to Sen Biden's on him and Hillary ...""I don’t think John Edwards knows what the heck he is talking about." And here's Biden on Hillary's Iraq plan: "nothing but disaster."

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE NEWEST JOKE!!

Tom Brady in Heaven

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom ,"
said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt
special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue & White sidewalk, a
50-foot
tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window, a
Colts towel.
Tom
looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have
a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even
won
a few Super bowls God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does
Peyton get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said: "Tom , that's not Peyton's house, it's mine."

GO COLTS

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Subject: Bulletin



CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again...

UPDATE!!

John Madden, the sports announcer, was in Buffalo to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Bills bench. He asked Drew Bledsoe what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Drew told him, "Sure, but it will cost you $200." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks were perfect that week.

The next week John was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Patriot's bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Tom Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.

The next weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Peyton Manning , "Is that the hotline to God?"

Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 35 cents."

John looked incredulously at Peyton and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $200 in Buffalo and $500 in New England to use the same phone to God! Why do the Colts only charge 35 cents?"

Peyton looked at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis , it's a local call."


GO COLTS!

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