The Nose On Your Face is a welcome and comfortable conservative area to hang out. Priceless satire and parody.
“The soccer mom is the most dangerous cultural trend in the United States since crack cocaine,” said Audrey Theisen, Senior Researcher at the Center for Marketing Research. “We’ve discovered that, underneath that pleasant smile and Banana Republic wardrobe, is a drug-addled, ladder-climbing narcissist.”
TNOYF: "Cynthia, thanks for agreeing to talk to us. Last time we spoke, you were training at a local McDonalds. Why the switch to Burger King?"
McKinney: "I'll tell you why. Cause Ronald McDonalds is a racist f%$#ing clown, that's why. I had a little situation with a customer, and they were all over me, assuming that I was wrong. The black woman is always wrong. Then, when I tried to bring a little excitement to the place, they shut me down. So I came here--Scuse me. DO YOU WANT SOME $#%!ING FRIES WITH THAT, OR DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'RE FAT ENOUGH?"
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